NEW! "Hey, I usually can put up
with a lot, kiddo - but this is going too far!"
NEW! Hollywood? Are you
kidding?!....You're Down on the Farm with Holly Dolly
Dun It and Jessica
NEW! "Did we ever say we liked
sweet-corn???" Francesca and Jessica process corn for
the family since they don't plan on eating any
themselves
NEW! Forbidden fruit? A precious
first crop peach
NEW! Along life's path we'll walk
together...heart to heart and hand in hand
NEW! Lets count ourselves before
the audience does and finds one missing!
NEW! Penny, Chief and Star won't
be moving so slowly on the way back home!
NEW! Charlotte's newborn calf
"Caboose" stands for the very first time!
NEW! Basement Root Beer factory
with employee and supervisor hard at work
NEW! Muscle before beauty!
NEW! One of our favorite places
to perform - the little, down home, country as they
come, Lincoln County fair! Saturday night in the
grandstand
NEW! Hickory, Dickory, dad and
the twins participate in Heart of the Prairie Days
parade 2006
NEW! Which WAY did he go?! This
capable looking posse made up of a few Callens' and
their friends, is sure to find out!
NEW! HURRY, Mario! It's only 5
minutes to showtime!
NEW! Down on the Farm is a
reality at last! Jessica holds a hardcover version of
her book in her own hands for the first time!
NEW! Golden sunshine preserved in
a jar
NEW! ....And also with you!
NEW! Silvana and Marisa relaxing
before showtime
NEW! Many hands make light work -
building a shelter for the horses
NEW! We planted, we watered we
weeded....we better like beans!
NEW! Pretty as a picture!
Isabella Angel, our special little farm girl
NEW! Gardening is tiireesooome
work...
NEW! A tiny watermelon to be
enjoyed later in the hot summer months to come
NEW! Dad, master of the
vineyard
NEW! A Sunday afternoon at the
Yellow Medicine River - Marisa and Silvana
NEW! The outdoors - a beautiful
shrine in itself!
NEW! Homemade sign welcomes,
warns and informs Barn Dance guests. Check this thing
out!
NEW! Maggie is all ready to
strike up a tune for the barn dance
NEW! Pretty Scarlet Runner Beans
in early July
NEW! The word "boredom" is alien
to farm kids
NEW! I wish I may, I wish I
might......Oh Misty, why do you have to belong to
someone else?!
NEW! "It's ok, mom! Daddy said
so....."
NEW! Francesca and Jessica help
unload a rack of hay in the July heat
NEW! Are you sure you don't mind
me taking a round on your clients horse? Oh Clayton
beware...the sunset isn't so far away...and I've got
half a mind to ride off into it!
NEW! Building up some energy
before we tackle the load
NEW! These Granny Smiths are now
tucked away in quart jars of pie filling to enjoy
over a long MN winter
NEW! It's all mine for that
little house on the prairie some day! A "Home
Comfort" that brings home comfort!
NEW! After a long summer drought,
an unexpected rainstorm is cause for great
excitement!
NEW! 5,4,3,2,1.....
NEW! Raring to play! Let's giver
'er all we've got, kids!
NEW! Fruit of the vine, work of
human hands....
NEW! Quit snitching, boys! Those
are for later! The Jersey's get a taste of their
winter fare
NEW! Look out Olympic stars-
Marisa's on the rise!
NEW! The local grain elevator
truck delivers hog feed for the coming week
NEW! The secret to a restful
slumber: Fresh farm air!
NEW! What's good for the baby is
good for us! Sam and Freddy our little Beagle
Hounds
NEW! Clayton sneaks in some last
minute practice before the barn dance while Jessica
lends an ear
NEW! Hard working playmates..."Is
there anything to eat?"
NEW! $4,000 and she's yours!
That's SOME horse!
NEW! Jessica shows off the size
of this years monstrous carrots...Was it the sheep or
the cattle compost that produced such beauties?
NEW! Our Science lesson of the
day - Clayton aids Charlotte in giving birth to her
firstborn calf.
NEW! A very natural backdrop for
the Callens Family Entertainers
NEW! Our own unusual sideshow
act! Step right up folks!
NEW! 4 hours and 50 quarts
later....corn processing delirium is setting in and
we're getting sillier by the moment!
NEW! Steady girl - I'm preparing
to mount!
NEW! Dad carefully clips bunches
of delicious wine grapes
NEW! No, you're the crazy
one!
NEW! Unloading the
groceries....salt and melted butter here we come!
NEW! The vet plays "dentist" and
floats Penny's molars
NEW! Clayton takes Chief, a
runaway cart pony in hand and teaches him to drive
from the ground.
NEW! 2006 proved to be a
bountiful year for apricots
NEW! Just my Size! Bella on a
J-Heart ranch pony
NEW! Bella finds the Asparagus
patch the perfect place to hide from a hoeing job
NEW! Once again we march in the
parade
NEW! It's too late to sing
"Mamma's don't let your babies grow up to be
cowboys"!
NEW! Early July found us dancing
up another storm at our 3rd annual Barn Dance
NEW! Dolly, Charlie and Captain
passed through training and though long gone are
fondly remembered
Welcome Down on the
Farm! Get ready for an extensive tour of the Callens
farm! I hope you brought your overalls, boots and an
extra pitchfork!
This is the "big barn"
where the milking takes place morning and night, and
many of the animals make their home.
There's no place like
home!
Bagels the lamb ~ GOT
MILK?
Laundry for 11- No
wonder we don't use the dryer!!
Mary is my mother
too!
Slim pickin's guys! What
kind of front porch picnickers are you anyway?
Potatoes for 11! One of
our 2,1/4 acre vegetable gardens.
YES! Peach trees do grow
in MN, IF you water them!
Mamma Molly enjoys
breakfast in the sow-yard.
Jessica (right) and the
girls in her dream truck!
4 of our 34 automatic
lawn mowers! (And one more is on the way!)
Cocky shows the piglets
the "Chicken Dance".
(sniff, sniff) It's NOT
maaaa!!
The baby and Bagels get
acquainted.
Twins with twins. Baby
Nubian goats, Annie and Cornelius.
Nope, ma tastes
better.
After a long, hot day in
the garden we gather 'round the water pump for some
cold well water.
Jake
(Jakery-bosco-zaky-zooper-junior) Why do they have to
grow up?
Anyone for a ride?
Enough saddles for a posse! (Tack room in the "big
barn" )
The girls head off down
the dirt road for adventure in Omro Township
"Hey guys! I'm not
hurting anything!"
"My mommy was the
blaaack sheep of the family!"
An escaped jail bird-
One of our Barred Rock laying hens.
Morning has broken-and
the alarm is just about to go off!
The gander and his lady
on a Sunday afternoon stroll
Three noisy Guinea
Hens
"I don't mind eating my
greens!"
"Yeah, I know what
you're thinking; the grass is greener on my
side."
The setting sun casts a
glow over the barn and it's time for evening
chores.
The 1955 Surge Bucket
used in milking our 2 cows.
Clayton introduces one
of his clients horses to the hitching rail as part of
the training process.
"I'm glad to make your
acquaintance!"
A new team of oxen go
into training for the parade! Yoking up Hickory and
Dickory.
The oxen are hooked up
to the freshly painted cart.
All we need is a canvas
top and we're set for the Oregon Trail!
Pigs and lambs share a
meal.
Even doing laundry can
be fun on the farm! What are you guys giggling about
now?!
Star, our sturdy little
pony who seats three. Seriously!
Mama Pina watches over
her little kids. Look out for those horns!
Caleb performs his
walking- on- a -barrel stunt inside the horse
corral.
A young artist at
work.
The girls take a break
from chores and float on down the Redwood River on a
lazy summer afternoon.
Introducing: Benedict,
our Guernsey bull....
And Bonnie Bell the
cow.
What a handsome
couple!
The picture of
peacefulness...just don't show him red.
A farm just wouldn't be
a farm at all without one good tree house!
"Don't be stingy! Hey, I
know you've got that apple there somewhere!"
Of course every farm has
a nice, juicy, mud hole for those hot summer
days!
It looks like Ben Hur
got himself a new team!
Milk to go!
No wonder that lamb is
spoiled!
Who needs a car! The
kids riding in our trusty Gehl skid-loader.
What are you staring at?
La Mancha's and a French Alpine/Nubian cross with
horns!
A test of strength-
Captain and Little Man with Dolly in front.
Good old fashioned fun
at a real, live barn dance on the Callens Farm!
So photogenic! Coke, one
of the horses Clayton trained.
Silvana, Jessica and
Marisa in their chore cover-alls with "Cookie" the
puppy.
Penny is put in the
corral to get rid of some spunkiness on a cold winter
morning.
Insta-family! A mamma
sow with her brand new brood of 9 piglets.
Hey, it's MY turn to
ride!!!
Once upon a time there
were three little pigs...
Didn't your mom ever
teach you any manners, Bonanza?!
Clayton and Jessica lay
new cement flooring in the hog yard.
Baby Holstein calves
snuggle to keep warm on winter nights.
Toting a wheel barrel of
heavy, wet cement. We use alternate weight lifting
programs here on the farm!
Twin orphan lambs warm
up beside the wood-stove in a card board box.
"You were saying
cheese!" Bernadette the cow joins the gang for a
family photo.
Passing on knowledge.
Dad shows Clayton how to run our 1958 Case 800 and
mower.
Francesca sure loves her
pets!
Minnesota winters can be
long and cold, but also beautiful.
You better have that
woodpile stacked and ready by the 4th of July!
Cottontail-one of many
pet bunnies.
A winter landscape of
the wide open prairies of the MN Heartland.
"Imported from Italy did
you say? Well, I don't know about trying it, I'm a
milk drinker myself."
Francesca, Jessica, and
cousin Victoria scrape the shed before a fresh job of
paint.
Thomasita measures me
carefully and decides he doesn't like the camera.
Hoeing potato furrows
builds muscles for Caleb.
Star the pony helps us
plow the garden.
Everyone should have a
wool sweater like this one for MN winters!
The kids throw a line in
the nearby fishing hole on a Sunday afternoon.
"Gee it's hot, mom!
Let's just stay indoors and take it easy!"
The Callens Farm is
known for it's extraordinary silo stave fences. Some
of the in-house construction crew hard at work!
Isabella is proud of a
bountiful tomato crop from the family garden.
Dad welds recycled gate
panels for use around the farmyard.
The kids take a dip in
their homemade pool while Clayton and "Spirit" see
what's up.
Spirit gallops across
the yard with trainer Clayton astride.
Beginning yet another
project with those silo staves!
The new archway takes
shape, stave by stave.
Gateway to the Callens
Farm - Paradise on Earth! Come again!!